200+ Funny This or That Questions for Teens

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Whether you're trying to get to know someone, or just trying to pass the time with your friends and family, these funny questions will definitely provide some entertainment. Get closer to those around you while also having fun with this list of 200 questions that are perfect for teens and anyone else who wants to participate.

Funny Food This or That Questions

See which of these funny foods everyone would choose to eat. Maybe one of your friends has actually even tried some of these crazy combinations.

  1. Hot dog shaped hamburger or hamburger shaped hot dog?
  2. Mayonnaise milkshake or salmon smoothie?
  3. Cereal with orange juice or soda instead of milk?
  4. Carrot cookie or cauliflower cake?
  5. Anchovy pizza or hot dog pasta?
  6. Chips dipped in mustard or carrots and celery dipped in mayo?
  7. Breakfast for every meal or never eat breakfast again?
  8. Sushi burrito or pickled tacos?
  9. Sour soup or salty candy?
  10. Veggie S'more or chocolate covered broccoli?
  11. Green lemonade or pink pasta?
  12. Peanut butter or jelly?
  13. Mac n' Cheetos or spaghetti tacos?
  14. Orange or orange juice?
  15. Rotten milk or moldy bread?
  16. Frog legs or cow tongue?
  17. Worm burger or snail juice hot dog?
  18. Bug stuffed chicken or raw chicken?
  19. Spinach flavored ice cream or pee popsicle?
  20. Orange juice after brushing your teeth or expired orange juice?
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Funny School This or That Questions

You spend a lot of time at school, so some embarrassing things are bound to happen. Ask your friends these this or that questions to see what they would find more embarrassing.

  1. Spill your lunch in the cafeteria or trip in the hallway?
  2. Get locked out of your locker or forget your gym clothes?
  3. Fail a math test or forget to turn in a paper?
  4. Play a song out loud instead of with your headphones or get detention?
  5. Wear a scuba suit to school or an old Halloween costume?
  6. Run into your crush in the hallway or drop your books in front of everyone?
  7. Lose your backpack or have your phone ring in class?
  8. Get hit in the head with a ball at lunch or not know the answer when your teacher calls on you?
  9. Get to school late or fall asleep in class?
  10. Forget to change out of your slippers before school or get a pencil stuck in your nose?

Humorous Music This or That Questions

Ask these this or that questions to get everyone thinking about funny music scenarios involving your favorite bands, songs, and some embarrassing situations.

  1. Only hear rap music or only hear country music?
  2. Listen to One Direction for the rest of your life or Jonas Brothers?
  3. Mess up the choir performance or the band performance?
  4. Remake High School Musical or High School Musical 2?
  5. Get embarrassed in front of your favorite musician or never get to meet them?
  6. Sing in SpongeBob's voice or Homer Simpson's voice?
  7. Forget the words during your performance or miss a high note.
  8. Post a video of you singing on Instagram or YouTube?
  9. Sing karaoke in front of your crush or with your crush?
  10. Only be able to hear music with headphones or without headphones?
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Comical Weather This or That Questions

Check out these funny questions about weather to shake things up.

  1. Elephant sized snowflakes or elephant sized raindrops?
  2. Snow filled desert or hot mountains?
  3. Rain spaghetti and meatballs or cats and dogs?
  4. Ski in a bathing suit or swim in a snow jacket?
  5. Snow on 4th of July or go to the beach on Christmas?
  6. Only wear rain boots or hold an umbrella every time you go outside?
  7. Summer forever or winter forever?
  8. Find gold at the end of a rainbow or find a leprechaun?
  9. Swim in a snowstorm or never swim again?
  10. Get struck by lightning or get frostbite?

Funny This or That Questions About Everyone's Favorite Activities

Share these funny questions with your friends and family to get everyone in a good mood.

  1. Unicycle or teen-sized Big Wheels?
  2. Surf with a snowboard or snowboard with surfboard?
  3. Play a guitar that sounds like a flute or a flute that sounds like a guitar?
  4. Juggle with footballs or ping pong balls?
  5. Ski with one ski or snowboard with two snowboards?
  6. Fish without a fishing pole or hike without shoes?
  7. Bowl with a golf ball or ice skate with roller skates?
  8. Play a board game blindfolded or play a video game with no sound?
  9. Sing karaoke in front of your crush or have a dance battle with your dad?
  10. Fall off a pogo stick or a trampoline?

Funny Phone This or That Questions

It's no secret that everyone spends a lot of time on their phones, especially to use social media, so some crazy things can happen. Ask these funny questions to get your friends laughing.

  1. Send a SnapChat to the wrong person or accidentally post an embarrassing photo on Instagram?
  2. Text the wrong person or be in a group chat with all of your mom's friends?
  3. Send your crush an embarrassing text or pocket dial them?
  4. Have your friends hear a voicemail from your grandma or forget your own phone number?
  5. Drop your phone in the toilet or post a picture of a toilet on Instagram?
  6. Take a selfie in front of a bunch of people or spell something wrong in a tweet?
  7. Have your phone go off in church or have your parents read your text messages?
  8. Crack your friend's phone screen or use a flip phone?
  9. Have the Sesame Street or Dora the Explorer theme song as your ringtone?
  10. Tweet something embarrassing or accidentally like your crush's picture from a long time ago?
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Funny This or That Questions About Houses

Not everyone can have their dream house, but some of these wacky scenarios are hard to imagine. See what your family and friends would choose if presented with these odd circumstances.

  1. Paint the outside of your house pink or the inside of your house pink?
  2. Tiny house with all of your friends or mansion by yourself?
  3. Live with all strangers or all animals?
  4. Five couches in the living room or no couches at all?
  5. Sleep in the bathroom or the backyard?
  6. Purple carpet or cement floors?
  7. Poop scented candles or pee scented air fresheners?
  8. One Direction or Dora the Explorer themed bedroom?
  9. Pictures of cows in every room or a giant poster of yourself?
  10. Duck pond in the front yard or alligator swamp?

Hilarious Sports This or That Questions

These sports-related questions are guaranteed to crack a few smiles.

  1. Play basketball with a baseball or baseball with a basketball?
  2. Use a baseball bat or a tennis racket instead of a golf club?
  3. Crawl around the bases on a baseball field or strike out every time you bat?
  4. Play hockey with a soccer ball or get hit with the puck?
  5. Wear a leotard to play football or a football uniform to do gymnastics?
  6. Have an embarrassing walk-up song or wear an embarrassing helmet?
  7. Golf in the ocean or on the sand?
  8. Fall off the cheerleading pyramid or mess up while doing a flip?
  9. Wrestle your dad or your mom?
  10. Play soccer with a flat ball or get hit in the head while playing goalie?

Hilarious Holiday This or That Questions

Holidays are some of the best times of the year, but that doesn't mean things can't go wrong. Making your friends and family members choose from these wacky scenarios will definitely cause some belly laughs.

  1. Get underwear from your grandma at Christmas or zit cream from your aunt?
  2. Drop the Thanksgiving turkey or knock over the Christmas tree?
  3. Fall asleep before midnight on New Year's Eve or get caught with someone under the mistletoe?
  4. Catch your hair on fire on your birthday cake candles or accidentally say your wish out loud?
  5. Accidentally wear a costume to a non-costume party or forget to wear a costume to a costume party?
  6. Forget to buy your mom a Christmas present or spell your sibling's name wrong on their birthday card?
  7. Open someone else's Christmas present on accident or run out of wrapping paper?
  8. Slice your finger while cutting the turkey or lose a nail while making the mashed potatoes?
  9. Show up in the same Halloween costume as someone else or mess up your Halloween face paint?
  10. Forget your friend's birthday or get them a gift they already have?

Funny Pet This or That Questions

Dogs and cats are common household pets, but what about other animals? Ask these questions to see what crazy pets your friends would choose to have.

  1. Shark or dolphin?
  2. Lion or elephant?
  3. Gorilla or bear?
  4. Fox or alligator?
  5. Bat or tiger?
  6. Octopus or stingray?
  7. Tiger or rhinoceros?
  8. Cow or giraffe?
  9. Ant or snail?
  10. Coyote or goat?

Laughable Shopping This or That Questions

Fashion mishaps can be funny. Ask your friends these shopping related this or that questions to crack a few smiles.

  1. Buy the same shirt as your teacher or the same shoes as your grandma?
  2. Lose your wallet at the mall or forget to take the tag off your new shirt before you wear it?
  3. Buy pants that are too big or too small?
  4. Forget to bring money to the mall or get lost in the food court?
  5. Spill on your new sweater or rip your new shirt?
  6. Talk to the cashier in an accent or a different language?
  7. Drop everything in your shopping bag or not have enough money to pay for everything?
  8. Spend all of your money on food or clothes?
  9. Waste money on a shirt you already have or a broken phone case?
  10. Only be able to buy clothes at a baby store or a sporting goods store?

Funny Television This or That Questions

It's fun to imagine what life would be like inside our favorite TV shows. Ask these funny this or that questions to see how your friends really feel about everyone's favorite characters.

  1. Talk like SpongeBob or Patrick?
  2. Have Michael Scott as a dad or Dwight Schrute?
  3. Go to school with Jughead Jones or Archie Andrews?
  4. Spend a day with Drake or Josh?
  5. Drama like you find in The Vampire Diaries or The Fosters?
  6. Live in Riverdale or Hawkins?
  7. Get a part-time job at the offices in Parks and Recreation or The Office?
  8. Be on Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune?
  9. Only watch SpongeBob SquarePants or never watch TV again?
  10. Sit next to Jonathan Byers or Steve Harrington?
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Entertaining Career This or That Questions

Ask your friends these this or that questions about funny careers. Who knows - maybe one of these will be a friend's dream job!

  1. Lion tamer or circus clown?
  2. Stand-up comedian or ventriloquist?
  3. Farmer or potato chip inspector?
  4. Dog walker or snake milker?
  5. Deep-sea fisherman or deodorant tester?
  6. Race car driver dog food taster?
  7. Poop picker-upper or mime artist?
  8. Netflix viewer or professional sleeper?
  9. Video game designer or professional wrestler?
  10. Egg breaker or zookeeper?

Crazy Celebrity This or That Questions

Ask these crazy celebrity related questions to find out more about your friends and their favorite celebrities.

  1. Have Ariana Grande's voice or look like Justin Bieber?
  2. Be as famous as Will Smith or as rich as Will Smith?
  3. Spend a day with Kylie Jenner or Travis Scott?
  4. Babysit Stormi or Blue Ivy?
  5. Wear one of JoJo Siwa's bows every day or never get your favorite celebrity's autograph?
  6. Live with Cardi B. for a week or never get to hear her music again?
  7. Get in a fight with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson or have a singing competition with Beyoncé?
  8. Have Billie Eilish's wardrobe or Mason Ramsey's wardrobe?
  9. Meet Millie Bobby Brown and never be able to watch Stranger Things again or not meet her?
  10. Fangirl when you meet Selena Gomez or Zendaya?

Funny Fashion This or That Questions

It's no secret that teen fashion can get a little crazy, but what if you had to choose between these hilarious options. See who would choose to wear what with these funny fashion this or that questions.

  1. Shorts in the snow or pants at the beach?
  2. Let your mom pick out your outfit or pick out your own outfit with your eyes closed?
  3. Hat with animal ears or toilet paper scarf?
  4. Light up sneakers or Velcro shoes?
  5. Gloves on your feet or socks on your hands?
  6. Sweatpants to a school dance or your nicest outfit to the gym?
  7. The outfit you wore on your first day or 1st grade or your grandparent's sweater?
  8. Sneakers with heels or denim sandals?
  9. All pink clothes for a whole year or all black clothes for a whole year?
  10. Clothes that are all two sizes too big or too small?

Amusing This or That Questions About Superpowers

Everyone wishes they could do something they can't. Ask your friends and family these funny this or that questions about superpowers.

  1. Hold breath for as long as you want or laser vision?
  2. Telekinesis or immortality?
  3. Fly or swim for as long as you want?
  4. X-ray vision or super speed?
  5. Telepathy or teleportation?
  6. Run without getting tired or never get hungry?
  7. Invisibility or time travel?
  8. Regeneration or force fields?
  9. Super strength or body manipulation?
  10. Not get old or enhanced senses?
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Funny Vacation This or That Questions

Traveling can be stressful, therefore leading to some funny situations. Ask your family and friends these vacation related this or that questions to get everyone in a better mood.

  1. Miss your plane because you were buying food or because you fell asleep?
  2. Wear binoculars or a Hawaiian shirt?
  3. Lose your bathing suit in the ocean or get stung by a jellyfish?
  4. Have someone make fun of your passport picture or forget to take your shoes off at airport security?
  5. Lose your train ticket or forget your backpack on the train?
  6. Rip your camping tent or get lost on a hike even though you have a map?
  7. Go to the wrong hotel or lose your room key?
  8. Travel to Antarctica or Oklahoma?
  9. Say the wrong thing when trying to speak in a different language or look like a tourist?
  10. Snore on a plane or get seasick on a cruise?

Random This or That Questions

Here are some random questions to get everyone laughing.

  1. Hot pool or a cold jacuzzi?
  2. Sound like a bird or a have a parrot repeat everything you say?
  3. Have a sibling find your diary or your parents embarrass you in front of your crush?
  4. Run or crawl everywhere for the rest of your life?
  5. Fox or hound?
  6. Laugh like a hyena or a snort like a pig?
  7. Turtle or hare?
  8. Fortnite or Minecraft?
  9. Carnivore or herbivore?
  10. Only watch rom-coms or horror films from now on?
  11. To be or not to be?
  12. Watch the same TV show for the rest of your life or never find out the ending of your favorite show?
  13. Teal or turquoise?
  14. Big rig truck or tiny car?
  15. Day or night?
  16. Netflix or chill?
  17. Astronaut or alien?
  18. Stuck in a nightmare forever or confess all of your darkest secrets?
  19. Chicken first or egg first?
  20. Soda or pop?

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What are you waiting for? Share these funny questions with your family and friends so you can all learn a little bit more about each other! You might even find out you have a lot more in common than you originally thought.

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